damn bread

Dear Suzie........

I just want to go on record saying that this morning, while fixing my boring breakfast, I stared down a loaf of bread. I swear it.....

I stared at it until the MASSIVE craving to dive into it passed.

All I wanted to do is slather it with butter and eat....

Instead, I took my camera into the bathroom and took nude pictures of myself.

(How's THAT for a non sequitar...eh?)

I did that so in 2 months, I will be able to look back and say "HELL YES!! I did it!!"

I just thought you guys needed to know that.

Love,

Me, the FAT girl....but not for long...